Thursday, 6 June 2013


He grunted in pain as he exhaust'd his three wishes, courtesy of the mighty young greyhair'd socerer dwelling in the enchant'd forest of revolting spirit. He wish'd for a horse that could revolved the solar planet in a day, power to control the wind and rain to his likeness and a life as long as the hunters' riffle.
Exploiting his helm to the greatest height, a conductor of the Earthly bus that drives many a future to his preffer'd destination, a block you wont pray to stumble over. He rush'd rain on the elders' during the general meeting at the marketsquare, he shambled the village-head's roof with a mystyreous wind, he rights all that are wrong and his wrongs were enact'd in the village law. Lucky-him became a small god and he was call'd 'the special warlock'.
With everything not yet content'd, a well polish'd house present'd by the village dwellers who are afraid of his wrath, he has a pool fill'd with currency for he sold air to people around him as he was call'd the 'Rainman' while some preffer'd 'Angel of Wind'. Verily, something was amiss amidst many a joy and that's definately happiness, He has never been happy from daybreak to moonlight, all owing to various thought lingering his mind, wrongdeeds amidst evil sacrifices, full list of different souls being ritualised on different planes bit his conscience.
He became a victim of restlessness yet he wouldn't die anytime soon. He grew older and older turning gradually into an evil gaffer.
Rustling ginger'd leaves all over the ground were majestically step'd on by 'leo'; the flying horse the devil grant'd him', as he rode his way to the socerer's nunnery.
O! Great socerer, ''On this day i call on you, sorrow is the root word in my life sentence, take all thing and make me happy, for my heart shambles and living is like in shackles''. The socerer appear'd to him, still very young and elegant, his shinning, smilling and radianting face looks like that of a day old baby.
He waves his head in rejection to the opinion, ''Wisely you should wish, i warn'd', but the veil of power has overshadow'd your thought, 'Moreover, your wishes are three in a lifetime, 'To be forewarn'd is to be forearm'd''. He went home with sorrow hovering around his right senses like smoke particles suspension in air.
On the way back home, he pull'd together a bulk of wind in the frontier of his path and at the back route like an entourage to his evil lead, he also drench'd heavy rain on himself like a partner or travel companion, for these are his only comrade that bail him out in time of distress.
Whenever he plan'd to die, death detest'd him, life to him is like a hell, a friendly hearth on earth.....

By: Psychedelic Muchos Calidad

Friday, 1 March 2013



 Many women had run off very far away from the place where the shot rang off. In fact, some of the adire stall owners had taken swift precaution and locked their rolls up, themselves inside too.
A strange calmness covered the distance again. Total silence hung on the town side like night shadows. And when any other thing was to be heard, it was the slow frightened dragging of feet, tracing the spot from where the rifle-shot had shook the sky. The two hunters and three women who had thought out a plan soon had to drop their jaws wide apart in shock and puzzlement. The sight was an uncommon sight. More disturbing, it was a taboo.
There was a new crowd gathering in front of the town clinic, the only town clinic. Few yards from the clinic front, two shaded struggling figures stood away from the wary town people.
A part of the crowd wailed at the two bodies of town-guards, lying lifeless on the nearby dump. Some men from the mob surged forward towards the covered figures but the slow appearance of a rifle mouth from the dark shade held them still. Everyone gave almost one gasp; they knew the two guards had fallen by the barrel of a gun––in fight or late flight
Like the voice of a roaming spirit, a depressed voice came from the dark too. It was impossible to place that voice, it was not heard too commonly but just those two words kept breaking the air- ‘my daughter, my daughter’
Slowly, a strapped doctor moved out into view but he was at the mercy of a rifle pointing down to the back of his head. At the end of the gun, another figure appeared––a farmer. ‘My daughter’ his voice was heated.
‘Please save me!’ the white doctor begged the watching town…in tears.
The gun pressed against his neck
‘My daughter, you left her to die. Isn’t it, you white fowl’ the farmer raged visibly
‘Help me, he’s a lunatic’
‘SHUT UP NOW or I will rape your mouth with bullets…’ his voice had become to soften with sobs ‘like those Corper boys did to my precious girl’
Everyone was too hit to talk. The doctor turned to make a fitting appeal but he was soon thrown to the ground. He groaned and pleaded favour with throaty sobs. He was still writhing in the mud when three hunters from the crowd pulled their own guns against the farmer. The confrontation was revealing, a symptom of bad fate but nothing more arose, only self-confession.
The farmer still held his rifle down. He seemed weak in the face but tears had begun to run down his cheeks. His following words were few: ‘I killed two rapists today’… ‘I killed a partial judge who dresses as your priest’… ‘I killed your crafty guards who protect the white fowl under my knee’
He faced the doctor and continued, ‘so tell me then, you white fowl, since my daughter was too poor and black to get saved; do you think you are too rich and white to see tomorrow?’ he stuttered in welling fury ‘ehn?! Answer me, you’
The guns were ready to pull off their death but the farmer was quicker, he fired a straight shot into the back of his ‘fowl’ and finished him off.
‘Ajoke, my daughter, I have not forgiven myself!’ He dropped his rifle amid the clearing smoke and looked up to the night sky. The first shot met him frozen; it shoved him away from the corpse and battered his knee. He closed his tears-smeared eyes ‘I own nothing!’ But other guns fired too– the shots of his ruin.
It never mattered that a murderer was murdered or that a loner was unveiled in the instancy of a blink or that a man with a black skin like theirs ended the life of a white man before their very eyes. No! In no too much thought, what gave precise meaning was that he died shedding his own tears. That night, he offered his tears in slow weary sacrifice and in blood and brine; he looked up to the sky.

by: Samuel Oludipe
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There was a shivering in his heart that afternoon. The marine brought, with its wave, a lone music and riding upon it a callous breeze of heat but the lagoon and his hut had only become a mirror of hurt and strand, mirroring his fear and anger to his very eye. He walked out of his stead and stormed into his barn. He knew his matchet would be lying on some marked yam seeds by the corner, so he went straight for it. He stormed back out and closed the dwarf-door behind him.
Outside his farm, a shotgun had burrowed into shallow earth. He picked it too and dug it by the rim of his sagging trousers.
A petty farmer of petty contentment, he could have simply relished strength in the little he could own as he always ever did but today was a different mark, a different loss and the shivering had to calm. He had jumped the Corpers’ fence and successfully eluded the Hausa mayguard that dealt his whiplash on the tall walls now and again. Somnambulist, he held the matchet with precise fury; he walked a few yards round the short buildings. One or two Youth Corpers would inspect him walking, eyes to the grass and pass flattening suspicion but nobody stopped to study this man, they only ruminated on their own uncertainties and passed it to friends in reticent voices.
He had walked round a bush of brown wildflowers and reached an open field where few friends still loved to lie under the sun before an evening drill; but in the cold gaze of the farmer, the next few hours was to pass away into a pulling feast of tears.
He pulled his matchet now and narrowed his eye from the dark eaves of his hat. He must have picked his prey from the little crowd and, mechanically, the blade swung away from his fingers…like floating jelly, and crept closer to a group of three in mid-air until it ate into one. The matchet pierced through his left chest.
A blood-bath. A woken scream. Chaos.
The confusion was a brief shock. The screaming still swelled but he had quickly walked off to another edge of the next building and waited for another face. A scattered crowd surged towards the open field. Another rifle-shot pulled off from nowhere but it fell upon the shouting pack. Now, there was a different wail from within, spellbinding and sore. Some people had flown into nearest buildings and hedges; the little remainder shook up in the trembling and searched for the wail. 
Another scream encircled the path but this one was better hoarse and miserable. A young man was in the dust, his head split by a bullet and flowing blood scattered the mob like chickens.
He had done it so quick, like an assassin. The youths were still scuttling like kites. Yet, no one stopped to look to his way and so again, he walked away, leaving behind a stench of horror. He broke out too easily. His shivering was fading; it soon took him to the town church.
The church was a bamboo house with small windows, a white flag fluttered in the frontage. The street was silent but the priest’s prayer was the only sound piercing the ear. He moved nearer to one window and, for a minute, inspected the kneeling priest. ‘Fowl!’ he thought
Still fuming, he caught glimpse of a matchet nudged halfway into a cassava in the mud. His eyes drew on the kneeling priest again but now, with large intention. He went for the matchet and stormed into the church. Before the priest could turn back and pick a word, the matchet fell on his left shoulder and spurted warm blood. His bible slipped off his already-shaking hand; he squirmed gently in drifting horror as he fixed ghostly gaze on his slayer. But he could not sustain a breath any longer; he simply dropped dead upon the altar, without a word, one side of his face buried in blood and cassava sap.
‘Die, you hypocrite––fowl’, he spat on the lying corpse and wiped the edge of his blade with its white robe.
He walked out with reframed ease and enjoyed the new feeling spreading through his body like soapy water, a shivering sinking and it was subtler than a moment ago. He held the matchet like a child of his and stared to the yellow sun but his heart knew no ease, a sudden thirst defeated his mind. That evening, he was slow; his matchet swung lazily in his taut right hand. In the market, the roaring horde of angry women, he was just in his own sleeping world, minutes falling apart in the flap-flap-flap of wearied mud-spattered feet.

by: Samuel Oludipe



He was slow. His matchet swung lazily in his taut right hand. In the market, the roaring horde of angry women, he was just in his own sleeping world, minutes falling apart in the flap-flap-flap of wearied mud-spattered feet. Every hour was the romance of the yellow sun but he seemed, in more technical terms, to live as a living ghost, to whisper to himself as a living ghost, to swing his matchet as a living ghost.
With him; no meaning, no verve, no start of something new, something fine; his constant unhurried walk around the market square had passed shrewdly into a drama of no sense and no one knew why an adept farmer like him should waste hours under the warm clouds in aimless walk ––but the rest was a stillborn story, a rude joke in his past. Still, he walks.
The local rifle slashed to the back of his arm was still as it was in the last three passing days, firm and cold. But in these recent times, the rifle distended too boldly, clanged against his matchet too boldly; sometimes in the drifting dusk, it would be noticed of his right shoulder to hiss tiny streaks of stiff blood. His rifle mouth would have dealt a fresh smear of hot gunpowder on his cloth and on his skin. In the case of this wanderer-farmer, not too many indigenes could boast a fair amount of knowing and none particularly crossed his way or even thought to…market and time moved too quick. In fact, the most revealing and loquacious of market women had been cut short of reputation when something was asked of the aging man-they would simply shrug in witlessness and go on to whisper to the next buyer.
‘What has become of this man?’ one man had commented; one time, he may have watched like others, stricken, but now he questioned rather placidly, ‘Does he not have a land and a hoe?’
‘Even if he does have a hoe and a land but fears the heat, at least, that hat of his still bears good fibers’ said the next woman. Short laughter. More questions than answers.
So a decision was made. A group of two hunters and three women would quietly shuffle by the back of this man one night and see to it that they concluded something about him; his pathway, his hut and perchance, his barn if he did built one. But the experience would be more intense than it would grow in words. That night, they waited to see the coming of his measured spirit, his first recoiling across their path but no such figure appeared now. Brusquely, their own anticipations only broke in a distant rifle-shot defeating the noise in anonymous peril.
In this season of plenty, it was curious toil that made each man scurry like a restive hen but in the sudden strike of such deadly shot, riding sky-high in the dark, a different horror probed the air.

by: Samuel Oludipe

Saturday, 2 February 2013


Men, they will never stop amazing me with their disbelief. My name is Orunmila and if you should ask a Yoruba man who I am, he would ask you to ask the next Ifa priest you see. So that faithful afternoon the sun that glared across the dense forest that I peeped at was a real bother. Falade was there, at the lighter entrance of the forest. He was pointing to the dense undergrowth, just beneath a tall dongoyaro tree; “the lion shall appear from there,” he told them. They looked at where he pointed, it was barely lit, and the undergrowth only gets a fraction of the initial sunlight from above. Then beyond the thick denseness were further darkness, it wasn’t that dark further inward as the undergrowth fades, but see, nobody dared explored as falade mention of a lion scared everybody.
Falade was indeed a demi-god as we made him one, the skeptical minds of humans believe only a man born of a god can be a demi-god, but see; we can bestow a common man the power of a demi-god and he becomes one. I remember that meeting that we held at the god’s chamber at the beautiful rainbow cloud, I remember me and orunmila merging our powers to create a light, but it was not just a light but a visionary light. So we looked through our telescope and saw falade, he was sleeping in his room and we saw nothing short of his heart of good. We imagined that if he wields that power he would do nothing but help a whole lot of people out of their earthly mysteries. So that night, as he slept calmly in his room, we let the visionary light descend upon him, it impacted him, merged with his soul and behold; a new demi-god was born. He himself didn’t know except from then on, he had dreams that come true. So everyone saw him as some kind of shrink, and visions as you know are not always positive and when he had those negative visions and he let them be known.

Monday, 28 January 2013

Telescopes above the clouds series (Sango's empathy.)

My name is sango, the yoruba god of thunderbolt and lightening. As an immortal god, I live on a cumulus expanse high above the atmosphere. As a duty of mine, I make sure I constantly look down on my mortals, through my divine telescope and make sure I oversee their affairs as such. Today was no exception, i ensured a majestic poise on my dainty throne as i peeped through my divine telescope. The enticing landscape of the yoruba land gives me such tingly pride, I'm so happy to god this people and i so much anticipate the next sango festival. So far today, it has been a wonderful view through my telescope as all my servants are seemingly having a swell time on earth, as i was about leaving my post to visit the gods lobby above the rainbow cloud. I noticed this:
On a marble stone in an abandoned quarry site sat a girl crying. She had just been abandoned in the dusty rugged terrain, to fend for her way out. In reality she was left for dead. I saw the crazy men, heading for their cruisers about six of them, with three entering a cruiser each. I watched the men with scorn as they left, however their is little I can do to them, I'm meant to let men, operate their affairs until the threshold that seeks our intervention, mine in this case, as the girl involved father is a faithful servant.
She soon found her feet and scrambled through the rugged terrain of the quarry site. As she struggled a scuffle through, she wondered what crazy fate bounded him to dare, he was someone she so much loved, now he was the one, whose gang robbed her of her father's money and left her for dead. she remembered hearing him say,
"I can't watch you guys kill her, she means so much to me, though not more than this money. He faced her right then and said,
I'm sorry baby, but this is not my fault but your stingy father's."
"Dare please don't do this to me, I don't care about the money,i care only about you. she pleaded tearfully.